In honor of Cat Appreciation Day, I am going to compile a list of fantastic memories that elicit my impulse to gush endlessly. In fact, I think we should make this a regular tradition whenever one of us has a birthday; it should be fairly easy because we've all done stupid shit together. Are you guys in? Good.


Post your favorite Cat memories ITT!!








Scientists develope male birth control pill.


do any of you bitches have a working paypal account? there's something i NEED to get but for reasons too annoying and complicated i can't get one of my own. what a want is a massive set of something which costs around $236 (get off my ass, i have expensive tastes) and i will give you the money, like, NOW before anything happens. i just need to know lest i have to deal with brenda which due to her being completely computer illiterate/retarded would take hours and hours and hours (which it did last time) and involve lots of fighting. kthnx.

fuck lj-cuts

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this interview basically solidified my mental crush on slug from atmosphere:

p-town next weekend, if it ain't raining too bad? the following weekend if it is? after memorial day, it's gonna be faglogged and totally expensive and lame. i'll buy gas.


No Chance...that's what you’ve got
Up against a machine too strong
Pretty politicians buying souls from us are PUPPETS
Who'll find their place in line

But tie a string around your finger now boy
'cause it's, it's just a matter of time
‘cause you've got...

No chance...

No chance in hell, (you’ve got)

No chance…

No chance in hell, (you’ve got)

No chance…

No chance in hell, (you’ve got)

No chance…

No chance in hell!

Come on, come on, come and get it! (Come on)

Come on, come on, come and get it! (Come on)

Come on, come on, come and get it! (Come on)

Come on, come on, come and get it! (Come on)

No chance…(yeah)

No chance…

No chance in hell, (you’ve got)

No chance…

No chance in hell, (you’ve got)

No chance…

No chance in hell, (you’ve got)

No chance…

No chance in hell! Yeah!

Goths actually on the bright side of life
22 March 2006

Fretting that your teenager is a Goth and destined for ruin? Fear not.

A British study shows they are more likely to become doctors, lawyers or architects.

Researchers at Sussex University say many Goths – identifiable by their white faces, heavy make-up, black hair, piercings and jewellery – are just middle-class youths opting for a rebellious stint.

Researcher Dr Dunja Brill said Goths were more likely to be bookworms than druggies.

"They won't like me saying it, but their lifestyle, unlike the punk scene, is a middle-class sub-culture. It's a peaceful sub-culture. Drugs and anti-social behaviour do not play a big part," Brill said.

"Many parents start to worry because they think their children may be depressed or suicidal when they start wearing black, but this is not usually the case. Most teenagers carry on being Goths into their adult life, wearing toned-down clothes, having good jobs, a mortgage and children."

Christchurch student Michael Snook, 22, likes the shock factor in dressing as a Goth.

He is finishing a mathematics honours degree and plans a career in code-breaking in the Government.

For him, the clothes and the image are more important than the sub-culture, and he does not belong to any group.

Snook enjoys making his own clothes, having learnt sewing skills in his part-time job making swimming-pool covers.

Snook said most of the Goths he had met had similar backgrounds to his and he had not met one he did not consider intelligent.

The spotlight fell on the sub-culture after the murder of students and staff at Columbine High School in the United States in 1999. Reporters mentioned that the perpetrators followed the Goth culture, which they associated with satanism, violence, white supremacy and intolerance.

Evidence later showed the murderers were not Goths but had incorporated its symbolism into their image.

But many Goths write about being depressed. Literature shows some people turn to the sub-culture after having a hard time at school and feeling alienated.

Trainee furniture maker Kym Spinner, 18, whose Goth name is Onyx, said many of her friends were depressed and found life a bit of a drag.

"But being this way is not something you choose unless you're a poser," she said. "It's a head thing – a chemical imbalance."

they were asking porject runway stars about sex. rofl.

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^ do that for me, it takes about five seconds to do and i promise i'll do one 4 U if you make one. hasta!

there's a top model casting call at warick mall this sunday from 11am to 3pm and i'm pretty sure those of us that are in RI (the whopping three of us) need to go and take pictures of the useless broads that will be applying



for shits and giggles..
this was a part in a (lengthy) book review on the female eunich, i haven't read it yet but i had to laugh out loud at this statement:

"Ms Greer mentions hiding her soiled sanitary rag from her brother as a girl and is obviously indignant about it. But still does not question why female reproductive organs are considered so objectionable that they and their issue should be hidden. I would have considered this oversight a direct result of her childhood in Australia which is basically a secular country. However Ms Greer attended a Roman Catholic girls school. Implying that she should know full well why women genitals and menstrual fluid are considered 'unclean' It is laid out quite clearly in Leviticus."

So I was bored..
MOOD : relaxed

Some music for the ladies.

Project Runway: Prodigal - It's the techno song played for the models. The best one, in my opinion.

JFK Kara Saun's collection theme. It was weird in context, but by itself, it's really cool.



for amber, as an ohio present.
this was nabbed off dan renzi (the gay guy from real world miami)'s blog. enjoy.


My twenty-something, angsty-white-guy, rockin-the-suburbs brother* did another post for me on Wednesday's Project Runway again. Read on.

Okay. So Santino won last week, right? They had to design dresses for Nicky Hilton, and she liked his best. I thought Santino's dress was stupid but that doesn't matter. So this week he’s all walking around, like, Sizzle the Shizzle in da hooooouse, you better recognize! and he starts talking like, Nicky Hilton is so obsessed with me! I'm gonna get a job at Hilton Hotels! I want to be the guy who makes their hotel soaps! Boo-ya! But I think the Hiltons probably already have someone to design their soaps, and it’s not a cracked-out greasy hippie who looks like he spent last night sleeping in a Port-O-Potty at a construction site. So maybe Santino should keep looking for another job.
And then he sings this really random song to Andrae where the words are Lighten Up It's Just Fashion, and he dances around the kitchen, and Andrae looks kinda skeeved out because Santino keeps touching him, which sorta makes him look like Chester The Molester. I don't know why he did it. It was weird. Santino won't be a singer either.

For their next assignment they find out they have to make a dress for Banana Republic, and they meet some lady who works there, and she's all Make me a fancy dress so I can sell it in my store and not give you any of the money! which is total bullshit, and she tells them all these rules about what it should look like to make it sound like Banana Republic is hot shit. But really they just need to make a dress that you can go buy in a mall. So it's no big deal. And I don't know who would buy it, if I knew a girl who went to the mall and bought the Banana Republic Project Runway dress I would totally laugh at her.

So then that guy who works for the show, Tim, he comes in and is all You thought this would be easy, punks? Hell no! You gotta pair up and sew your dress in teams of two! Ha HA!, which fucks everyone up a little. But then Andrae is all, Daniel V, please be my partner so I can suck you off behind the sewing machines, I think Andrae and Daniel V are totally boning when the cameras aren't around. Then Dianna the girl who looks like she was in marching band says she wants to be with Marla, which just means that Dianna knew she wouldn't get picked by anyone so she picked the worst person so she wouldn't get rejected. Hmm, I wonder which team will lose? Duh.

So they start making their dresses, and Santino is all My dress is gonna be the bomb-diggity, I’m gonna make it look Chinese! which makes no sense. And he is partners with Nick, who is freaking out, like I didn’t want to be partners with Santino, this sucks, I don’t want to make a Chinese dress, I want to be with Chloe, because everyone totally digs Chloe, she’s really chill, but she's with that dude Emmett, and they’re already sitting in the back of the studio meditating with their fabric and drawing pictures of dresses and being all zen. So you know their dress will be cool. But Nick is all, Santino's got no game, he's a dickhead, he won't listen to me so if our dress sucks I'm blaming it on him! so he can save his own ass in case their dress loses.

But then that Tim guy comes out of nowhere and is all, Change in plans, beyotches! If your team makes the ugliest dress, you BOTH go home! Suck on that! and everyone is like Oh, snap! Two people get cut this time! That sucks! and Nick is like Damn, I am screwed. But he's being an idiot, unless Marla unzips her skin and Donnafuckingtella Versace steps out, Nick's got no problems.

So Zulema is partners with that psycho British chick Kara, right? And Zulema is freaking out because she and Kara can’t decide what to do, their dress is looking ugly, and she keeps going It’s hard to agree on what we should make because we have really different styles, which is really Zulema’s way of saying This bitch is whack! but she won’t say it out loud. Zulema kinda scares me a little, but it's all good. And when Tim sees what Zulema and Kara are making, he’s all, Uh, just so you know, your dress is a piece of crap, and Kara starts crying and doesn’t stop for the rest of the show. Seriously. She cries the whole time.

But then the weirdest thing happens. They only have, like, an hour left to sew, right? And Kara is crying and Zulema is all Fuck, our dress is ass, what are we gonna do? and I swear to God, Zulema just snaps! Seriously, she just snaps. One minute, she's just sitting there, and then all of the sudden she stands up and starts running around the room and is all, Move out of the way, muthafuckas! I am Queen Zulema, Ruler Of The Republic Of The Bananas! I will kill you all! And its like her head fuckin pops off and flames start shooting out of her neck. And she's all, I WILL MAKE THE DRESS OF ALL DRESSES! And she throws some fabric at Kara and tells her what to make, and is all, We're starting over! Start sewing, bitch! but Kara just keeps crying, so Zulema goes I don't care if you got to cry and cut, but you got to cry and cut! which was the most awesomest thing I have ever heard. And hell, yeah, Kara picked up those scissors and started cutting. It was so funny. Man, if those cameras weren't there, Zulema would have grabbed Kara by the face and jabbed a pair of scissors into her throat. And it's like, who the hell is this chick? She is bad-ass. Zulema is the shit.

So THEN, they go to a Banana Republic store in New York and they have to design store windows for their dresses, right? And everyone is getting all weird with their ideas trying to prove how cool they are, but Zulema and Kara are like Our dress fabric has circles on it, so let's make our window with circles! and they just cut out a bunch of circles and stick them on the wall. And it looks pretty cool, I thought it was better than the other ones. Zulema and Kara sunk this one with five seconds on the clock. They rock. But that whole part of the show kinda sucked anyway.

So the judging comes up, and everyone's dresses are alright. Except when Santino and Nick's model comes out, their dress has these weird flaps on the side that makes the model look like a mermaid. And Santino is all This is what women want to look like! My dress is the bizzle! Listen to The Sizzle! and the judge Michael Kors is all, Uh, I don't think any women want to wear a dress that makes them look like a Chinese mermaid, you stupid sack of shit, and Santino is all, Oh yeah? Well, I know Banana Republic, and lots of women who shop at Banana Republic don't even know who the fuck you are, Michael Kors! You got nothin! And Nick throws up in his mouth a little when Santino says this, so he freaks out and is all Yeah by the way, this ass dress was all Santino's idea, I tried to fix it, please don't cut me, and Santino is like Yo, why you gotta do me like that, playa? and Nick looks like he's about to shoot himself in the head.

Then they say that Daniel V and Andrae made the best window, so they win, and Andrae and Daniel V go into the back to jerk each other off. And Chloe and Emmett made a good dress, and Zulema and Kara made a good dress, so they all get to go in the back too. Then they tell Santino and Nick their dress is fucking stupid, but they cut Marla and Dianna because their dress is the worst. It's really boring. Big fuckin surprise. Then they show previews of next week and they have to make clothes for an ice skater, and all the gay guys freak out.

*My brother didn't really write this.

ohio amber
shinrainc destroyed by fates
now i sleeps for long

(my 8am airport/go back to bed haiku. reply with another "omfg amber ohio" haiku if you loves plz.)

the long awaited first chapter of my breakout novel
MOOD : wicked ridiculous

i know i've told a few of you about my masterpiece manuscript detailing the adventures of our very own shinrainc. i bet you shit your pants when you see this. chapter one is three pages in size 10 font so i guess that's like four and a half in regular, which is wicked badass and should totally make you cream yourself. btw i hate that phrase. i do not fill my panties with cream.

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